Anyway! My real point to being here is that Joseph Gordon-Levitt, sayer of that titular line in the movie, is really attractive. Somebody needs to hand him a Degree of Difficulty award for remaining hot despite several usually-debilitating obstacles, such as:
...sporting tighty-whities, an obnoxious hipster tattoo, and hair that looks like it never even heard stories about showers as a child, for his upcoming movie Hesher.
I'd still do him in all three circumstances. That's goddamned impressive. This post has remarkably few reasons to exist.