NOTE: Mystique will continue to answer your questions in the comments as long as you've got them. I'm considering a Mystique-based self-help column if I get enough of a response.
Mark: Hey Mystique Summers-Madison, what's your favorite movie?
Mark: Bitch, I love Chicago!
Joe: Hey Mystique, what's your preferred style of Deep Dish pizza?
Mark: Bitch, I prefer Chicago!
Mark: Hey Mystique, who were the best purveyors of 80s power ballads and mom-friendly mid-tempo hits?
Joe: Bitch, I dig Chicago!
Mark: Nope! Air Supply.