This is minutes after watching Mollee and Legacy get eliminated instead of Ashleigh (who didn't dance) and Ryan (who cried and begged us to vote for Ashleigh, who didn't dance).
AB CHAO: NO FAIR
AB CHAO: I am so mad i want to pull a TWoP poster and promise to never watch again. SO MAD!
Joe:LET'S STAY IN CAPS
AB CHAO: Fucking Ashleigh. WITH HER STUPID NAME. And her STUPID SMUG FACE. AND HER STUPID CRYING HUSBAND.
Joe: YES. Seriously, though, my recap is so full of anger and bile.
AB CHAO: I am glad. Good. More anger! More bile!
Joe:FUCK THEM BOTH
AB CHAO: Fuck them BOTH. Twice. BACKWARDS.
Joe:I was already pissed that either Mollee or Ellenore was going.
AB CHAO: BECAUSE OF ASHLEIGH. It makes me want TO RIP MY BEAVER OFF.
Joe:I'm sorry, Mollee was excellent last night.
AB CHAO: DO YOU HEAR ME?
Joe: And Mollee, oh, ACTUALLY DANCED.
AB CHAO: Mollee was SO good last night. Poor baby. She was so upset. Fuck Ashleigh! I can't even type it. I'm like Charly. Fuckkkk asshellee...
Joe: Also, you KNOW Adam was shocked by that and held back saying something about it.
AB CHAO: Did you see his face? He was pissed.
Joe:SHE DIDN'T GODDAMN DANCE, AMERICA
AB CHAO: Oh my god. I am so angry. And my sweet Legacy. Doing it for the kids who don't love themselves.
Joe:I know! Legaceeeeeeeee!
AB CHAO: LEGACYYYYYYYY! Do you think he wants to be my friend?
Joe: Even if he doesn't know it yet, he does.
AB CHAO: Because even though he is not in the finale, I need him to come over to my house and have coffee with me and teach me some of those head moves.
Joe: He can call you on his giant cell phone.
AB CHAO: OMG how cute was that?
AB CHAO: Also: I HATE ASHLEIGH.
Joe: I HATE RYAN AS WELL.
AB CHAO: Exactly. Shut up, Ryan, with your stupid tan and your fucking straight bangs.
AB CHAO: Haaaaaaate.
Joe: What in the WORLD was that?
AB CHAO: He had bangs of smugness.
Joe: Kathryn danced rings around him, too.
AB CHAO: KILL
Joe: On the bright side? Fingers crossed for a Jakob/Kathryn pairing!
AB CHAO: Kathryn is so awesome; I hope she or Russell win the whole thing. I do love Jakob too.
Joe:Team Jakob, all the way.
AB CHAO: Team Jakob, whatever, you Twimom.
AB CHAO: But I am actively cheering AGAINST Ryan.
Joe: Yes. Maybe Ashleigh will have to drop out still. And Mollee can return at least.
AB CHAO: Maybe Ashleigh can jump up my ass.
Joe: Or Legacy in a blonde wig.
AB CHAO: Hee. Did you see how surprised Ellenore was?
AB CHAO: Where she was like, "wait, me?" And Cat had to tell her?
Joe: I do like her.
AB CHAO: That was pretty awesome. I like her too. But you know who I like better? NOT ASHLEIGH.
Joe: You've seen Dazed and Confused, yes?
AB CHAO: I have.
Joe: Because all I want to say when I see her and Ryan all huggy-wuggy is "Wipe that face off your head, bitch!"
AB CHAO: Hahaaaa. I'd like to see both of them fry like bacon.
Joe: I was dying without anyone to be mad to.
AB CHAO: It took me forever to watch! We had company and then the electricity thing. AND 27 minutes of Glee is missing. THIS NIGHT SUCKS.
Joe: Weirdly, I guess the end of Glee blacked out here too. Sso I don't know what kind of 2012 electrical storm happened there.
AB CHAO: It must have been the combined power of our projected anger. We didn't even know how mad we were gonna be, but nature did.