...isn't here, obviously. I don't have much to say about what is shaping up (as of a quarter past ten) to be a largely expected affair -- with the notable and lovely exception of Kate Winslet, which was awesome. If she's nominated for the Oscar, she's totally winning because, oh right, people effing LOVE her!
Anyway, if you're looking for the two most glorious, hilarious, and essential liveblogs of the ceremony itself, please check out New York magazine's pre-show blog with the fabulous Fug Girls, then chase that down with the main-show blog at Nick's Flick Picks. Nick has me in stitches, even if he didn't like In Bruges.