Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Moment I Fell For ... Parker Posey

[I am shamelessly stealing this blog feature from Jason for this one time only, because I cannot better articulate this one moment in time. Many thanks, my friend.]

"All right, you little freshmen bitches! AIR RAID! That was pathetic! Let's try it again! That means get up, you lazy little bitches! Get up! AIR RAID! That was horrible you little slut girls, you little freshmen sluts! Get up! Get up! Up! UP! UP! AIR RAID!"

The moment I fell for her for reals no-takebacks came soon thereafter:

"Okay, girlies, it's hot out here and I'm really sick of looking at all of you, so let's just ... let's get out of here. ...What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch!"

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