Tuesday, September 23, 2008

So Who's The Last Person On the Planet You'd Ever Want to Randomly Run Into?

If you said Chris Hanson from Dateline's "To Catch a Predator," you would be correct.

Thank God it was on the B train and not, you know, in my kitchen. And yet, even still, just seeing the guy made me paranoid for absolutely no good reason. "Now, I don't think I've arranged to meet and have sex with any underage boys today. ...But I have been known to sleepwalk now and then." I bet he does that to people all the time. If he'd have produced a glass of iced tea, there's no telling what I'd have confessed to.

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