Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Okay...

...I am going to have to call bullshit, once and for all, on this notion of David Wright as some sort of hottie.



I mean, sure, he's the cutest half-man, half-amphibian in baseball, but that's an awfully low bar to clear.

[pics via Kenneth in the (212)]

7 comments:

Kris McN said...

Oooooooh, he's half-man, half-AMPHIBIAN. I thought he was half-man, half-reptile. You can see my confusion though, right?
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Emily said...

Word. Have never, will never get the swooning he seems to generate. He's no Tino Martinez.

Anonymous said...

Aw, I think he's cute--when he's not making a frog face--but a swoonworthy sex object he is not. He looks like he'd pick you up for a date and bring your mother flowers, then end the evening with a sweaty-palmed handshake.

homeslaughter said...

He looks much better here than other pictures I've seen. I like the messed up mouth. Kind of teen Peter Berg looking.

Jo said...

I'm sort of undecided. I don't feel like I can make a decision on his unhotness without seeing him shirtless. Or at the very least not making that weird face. Is that something he does all the time or was that an unfortunate moment caught on film... twice?

Heather said...

Did he actually have chew in his mouth during this parade? That's just inappropriate.

JA said...

Malcolm in the Middle has gotten so old.