Okay, I realize I'm the world's biggest dork, but this just sent me into a fit of fist-pumping:
They're making them play Survivor!! Apparently this is gonna be played Duel-style every person for themselves, and as I recall, The Duel was pretty goddamned awesome. (Even if Wes did win.) But it brings together all my most hated people from Sydney (Kellyanne! Dunbar!), some old relics whose loans just came due (Rachel! Abram!), a few people I actually kinda like (Derrick! Robin! Ryan! Paula!), plus wee little Dave from Hollywood getting sent to the wolves, and by "wolves" I certainly do mean "Tonya's vagina."
WE HAVE TO WAIT 'TIL THE FALL??