"Joooey," if you're curious, is my name for the made-up coupling of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel. The plan, see, is to take down this whole Celebrity Name Mash-Up thing from the inside.
See how cute? Now all they need to do is hook up on the set of their upcoming Fox Searchlight comedy 500 Days of Summer. And, sure, the plot description sounds kind of tired (he falls in love with her, but she doesn't! Believe! In love!), but if anything could get me to watch such a movie, it would be the combustible power of Joooey.