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Friday, May 09, 2008

500 Days of Joooey

"Joooey," if you're curious, is my name for the made-up coupling of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel. The plan, see, is to take down this whole Celebrity Name Mash-Up thing from the inside.

See how cute? Now all they need to do is hook up on the set of their upcoming Fox Searchlight comedy 500 Days of Summer. And, sure, the plot description sounds kind of tired (he falls in love with her, but she doesn't! Believe! In love!), but if anything could get me to watch such a movie, it would be the combustible power of Joooey.

JOOOEY!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...: So do you pronounce it "Joey" or "Jew-ey"? :-D; 2:13 PM, May 09, 2008
Joe Reid said...: "Joey," but you have to hold the "o" for an uncomfortably long time.; 2:18 PM, May 09, 2008
AB and the Bear Suits said...: Here here!; 2:28 PM, May 09, 2008
Anonymous said...: I like it! Now, who can you hook up with Peter Skaarsgard?; 2:41 PM, May 09, 2008
JS said...: ....... Why did you have to do that?!?! Now I'm anticipating it despite the goooey premise.; 12:17 PM, May 10, 2008

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500 Days of Joooey

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