...and sometimes the bar eats you. And sometimes you really have to love the Deadspin commenters.
Best Super Bowl ever, you guys. As a Bills fan, I think I can safely say that I've never been this satisfied after one of these things. Of course, as a Bills fan it feels weird to be cheering the Giants like this, but regardless.
A couple choice quotes from that above-linked Deadspin thread:
"I, for one, welcome our new jug-eared overlord."
-- Eli Manning, ladies and gents. Gotta love him right now.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Jeremy Shockey had to watch....hahahahahahahahahahahah...he had nothing to do with it....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah......that ring will mock him for the rest of his life....hahahhahahahahahahah....until he sells it for meth...hahahahahahahahah...."
-- Man, if that doesn't just sum it all up for you.