Listen to what ABC is saying to you:
You're fucking stupid. You're too fucking stupid to handle anything beyond a sitcom about cavepeople and another one about people whose only discernable skill is driving to work. Anything beyond that? You're just too dumb. Brothers & Sisters? Not likely. Lost? You've got to be kidding.
I also love how, sure, Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy, and Desperate Housewives are likely too girly/faggy for straight dude, but like...Lost, too? Lost is too damn vag-friendly for the steak and belching people? I love that they show a shot of Hurley while they condemn the show for being too queer. Look, just because he has man-boobs does not make him a transsexual, okay?
I also want a documentary-style account of what it was like to be in the marketing meeting that came up with "Man Date" as a suitable slogan to rope in the manly men. So butch!