Tuesday, July 31, 2007

This Is Why I Read Blogs

For headline like this:

Brian Dunkleman Wishes AIDS On Ryan Seacrest

8 comments:

jessica said...

Jesus. That's almost as bad as Julie McCullough ripping into Scott Baio in her "comedy" act, while he sat in the audience, no less. And she's held onto that bitterness for 20 years!

Slow down, Dunkleman.

StickyKeys Says: said...

Oh sad sad Dunkleman. I don't think I could even be offended by that. Like, you can't feel any worse for Dunkleman, he's already so pathetic.

I'm going to meet Ryan!

J.D. said...

This would be sad if I knew what a 'Brian Dunkleman' was.

Joe R. said...

Damn, what are they teaching you kids in school anyway?

Sticky: Seriously? I think finding out he exists in real life would destroy so many illusions, I wouldn't do it.

StickyKeys Says: said...

Auditions are in Omaha and I've got front row seats.

I've discarded any preconceived notions since seeing him in... that baby movie with Seth Rogan. I couldn't believe it! I think I gasped, clutched my imaginary peals and said, "Sprinkles no!".

So I'm primed and ready. Ryan will be my ally!

Neel Mehta said...

Any chance you'll apply your bracket tournament thingie to American Idol contestants next summer? Say, seed the best 64 of them over the years and have them sing to the death?

And, while I'm sure you're busy, any chance we'll see round 2 of the actors tournament this summer? It's like blog crack.

Joe R. said...

Gosh, yes. I am so sorry Round 2 has been so slow going. Preparing to move has sapped a lot of my time. But I hope to have updates in the next week or so.

J.D. said...

They teach us Math and World History. Ooh! And how to make crack. That was a sweet class, man...