Yay! I hate you and your freaking BACK DECK. Welcome to the city.
Congratulations, Joe!Be sure to update your Amazon Wish List address so your housewarming presents will not get lost in transit.
How was my week? HOW WAS MY WEEK?
How much is twop paying you people?! You have a back deck in NYC? Do you also have 20 migrant roommates and a shared bathroom? I'm totally jealous, and surpremely happy for you, Joer!
Aw, Linda! They let you out of lockdown at JFK!
Dude, it took, like, three minutes of extra security. They basically treated my work ID like it was a driver's license, except that they peeked in my bag. A note on the Days Inn you did not stay in: this morning, a guy came in, walked up to the clerk, and asked (through the plexiglass barrier), "How much for four hours?"THIS REALLY HAPPENED.
Sticky: close. Window-less bedroom and no a/c in the middle of summer. Maybe I can pay the migrants to fan me with corn stalks.Linda: best decision I made all week, not staying there.
No A/C sucks, but that'll only be a couple more months of trouble. Still a great setup, seriously, you have a back deck now! Sublet it, host fundraiser barbecues and buy a fan! You're a New Yawker now!(A deck!)
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