Yes, Big Brother is back, and this summer, I'll be one of the recappers for TWoP. Truly, a dream come true. Oh, also, if you're looking for even more Big Brother commentary than you can possibly handle, the ever-fabulous Gabriel at ModFab has all you'll need and more.
As for my first impressions of the show:
The one I love.
The one I hate.
The one I want to love, but I worry.
The one I thought I was going to hate, because he seemed loud and obnoxious, but I think I'll end up loving him because he's a total dork who's playing at the crazy-ass whims of America.
The other one I hate.
The one I think I'll end up liking because she's the above blonde's enemy.
The universally recognized Hot One.
The one I suspect is the real Hot One.
...other ones I hate.
The one who I think possesses some substance despite her outer resemblance to post-TrimSpa (pre-death) Anna Nicole.