Friday, June 08, 2007

If I Were A Man Given To Gloating...

...I'd probably be rushing in here to talk about the following:

1) Isaiah Washington got shitcanned from Grey's Anatomy


2) Paris Hilton was reportedly dragged back to jail kicking and screaming

If I find out Spencer from The Hills got beat up outside one of those douchey clubs he'd always frequent, this might turn into the red-letter karma day of the century.


That Bootleg Guy said...

If you were a man given to gloating then this space would still "be lousy with Sabres talk for the next few days (and hopefully weeks)".

How did "minutes" miss the cut?

Stupid editing.

Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic said...

Can I gloat about the Jericho news? Actually, the Paris Hilton scream heard round the world is much more satisfying, really.

Man, she will always be remembered for that scream. Child, it's jail, it's not supposed to be relaxing. It's supposed to BREAK you.

You know, she might have gained some respect back from a lot of people if she had just stuck it out and showed any sort of gumption. But no. And now she can see how much she is hated by how gleeful we all are about the most wonderful Judge Michael T. Sauer (T-Sauer Rex?).

She wasn't even forced to have contact with other inmates -- she was in solitary! I guess being alone with her own thoughts was too much to bear -- maybe she has a fear of wide, empty spaces.

Joe R. said...

That's cold, Cameron. Just cold.