Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Overly Cryptic Jury Duty Observations: Day 1

Man, this judicial process shit is for the birds.

...Oh my God, is this how we get Republicans? Take a handful of Democrats and put them into a jury room and make them wait for six hours doing nothing? Next thing you know, it's "Hang 'em high and let God sort 'em out!" But sir, it's just a medical malpractice case... "Silence! To the gallows!"

2 comments:

NYOne said...

You mean you didn't try to get out of jury duty by dressing up as a wizard and insisting on being sworn in with a copy of "Aqualung"? Huh.

jessica said...

But just think how you're going to spend that $16 when it's all said and done.