Wednesday, March 21, 2007

OMG with a side of WTF

Jehovah's Witnesses just made my doorbell work. My doorbell hasn't ever worked. Not ever. I thought something in my kitchen was breaking. That was the freakiest thing ever. Maybe they ARE the one true faith. We'd all better start apologizing for all those jokes.

5 comments:

J.D. Judge said...

Never? Never-ever? Wow. Maybe they are the true religion. But Catholicism still has the first Jesus, not some latter-day rip-off messiah. He was our saviour first!!

That Bootleg Guy said...

I thought "the correct answer was Mormon. Mormon." Was South Park The Movie wrong about that, too?

matt said...

Come over to your local Kingdom Hall of Jw's Monday evening April 2 and enjoy the annual service, the memorial of Christ's death and hear a talk on what it means for us.

Sticky Keys said...

But did you answer, Joer? Did you answer the call? I wonder if they're taking black and gays yet? It's been a long time since I was called 3/8th of a person so maybe they're "progressed". Maybe I'm 5/8ths and you exist now!

No? Is that why they went away? Sigh.

Joe R. said...

I actually didn't say much of anything. At first, I thought they were conservative Mel Gibson Catholics, because there's one of their churches at the end of my block. I dummied up and tried on my best polite thanks-and-goodbye smile, so they didn't get the chance to realize I wasn't one of God's chosen people.