Back by popular demand!
I hardly think my very intelligent readers need a refresher course on how caption contests work, but just in case any stray Taylor Hicks fans wandered in from the AI recaps: you write a caption for the photo below. Be funny.
Previous caption contests: No. 006: Scary Santa; No. 005: Door Jam; No. 004: Presidential Wang Touching; No. 003: The Tango A-Rod; No. 002: OT VIII; No. 001: Kegger at Saddam's! Be There!.