Speaking of lame-ass, it's time to discuss what Katharine's wearing onstage. I have no idea why nobody on this show can figure out how to dress her well on two consecutive weeks. The past five weeks have gone: pregnant, gorgeous, pregnant while dirndled, free-breastedly beautiful, and now this. This. What is this? This is, for starters, a space western outfit. Like Firefly in theory, if Firefly ever had an episode focusing on a colony of lesbian equestrians. I can only speak about the outfit in metaphor, lest I have to look at it.
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