I had originally intended to do an in-depth recap of last night's Golden Globes. But after three hours of awards show and another two watching 24, I didn't have the heart for it.
Luckily, Nathaniel insisted on a lengthy internet chat this morning dissecting the entire event. And he even edited it for me! And he posted it here, so go read it if you want to know what I thought Ellen Pompeo was dressed like. Hint: it was something you'd find on my (or your) grandma's end table. Which isn't good.
[Yes, that was yet another Globes=tits wordplay in the post title. Be thankful I didn't try to apply razor-sharp wit like that to a recap.]