For starters, I don’t know if I’m the only person who watches The Real World anymore, but tonight’s episode was a doozy. I’m not going into the specifics of Wes – the frat-bred, self-styled, rather homely, would-be player – trying to get roomie Johanna jealous, a plan that failed spectacularly. Suffice it to say, Wes has attained that rarefied air of The Most Pathetic Real Worlders of All Time. He joins Hawaii Matt, Chicago Kyle, San Diego Frankie, and Montana’s boyfriend Vaj. Thank you, Wes. Your obliviousness and creepily competitive outlook on dating entertains us all!
In other news, if anybody reading this would be interested in joining a Fantasy Football league through Low Res, please reply in the comments. This would be for Internet pride, not money, but it’s a great way to follow the NFL season. If we get enough player, I’ll set up a Yahoo league.
Finally, I’ll be sojourning to Syracuse this weekend to visit friends, so maybe no updating until mid-week next week. Among other things, I will be celebrating my birthday! That’s right. One year older. None the wiser. If I were a different kind of Internet writer, here’s where I’d be posting a link to my Amazon wish list.
Well would you look at that. Did you see what I did there? You’re not sure if I’m kidding or I’m serious, aren’t you? I trust you’ll make the right decision.