Friday, July 08, 2005

I'm a Terrible Person . . .

. . . I know this. The loss of animals' lives is no laughing matter, and neither is the loss of income for poor Turkish farmers.

But, please. Tell me that someone else had a vigorous case of the church giggles by the time they got to "Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned."

Good-baaaa, cruel world.

6 comments:

Jay Sherman said...

At last, the definitive answer to the question: "If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?"

Answer: "Only if the pile at the bottom was large enough to cushion my fall."

Tipsy McSwiggans said...

I'd hate to be a sheep in the middle

Wool makes me all hot and itchy...

Shackle-ape said...

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was the thread where the promised Fantasic Four review would be posted.

Is it still Monday, or should I stop checking for it every three hours?

Joe R. said...

Dammit, Shackle-ape. I thought you just grumbled.

Okay, so for anyone looking into a rough Low Res schedule:

Today, I hope to get a Top 5 entry, a 10 word reviews entry, and an Emmy Predictions entry all written and posted.

I think I'm going to save Fantastic Four and Land of the Dead reviews for the 411 column on Monday. But maybe I'll double dip here for the impatient simian manservants among us.

Tipsy McSwiggans said...

good comment JOE - Real FUNNY
what the hell do I pay for this site for?

oh - wait - Oh yeah its free

(but still where did all the funny baaad Lamb on the Run jokes go?)

Joe R. said...

At the risk of being unpopular, I place the blame squarely on you, the reader.