Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Bush Falls Off Bike in Scotland . . .

. . . Expect him to declare war on Ireland by Friday.

16 comments:

Mark Hill said...

But where would the Irish be hiding those WMDs.

Save for toxic beer farts they're clean.

And how do you link Bernie Ahern with Osama?

mathan said...

Joe's Blog: Where mathan Gets His News!

Carlie said...

too bad he is smart enough to wear a helmet.

NOT SMART ENOUGH TO SPEAK ENGLISH....

but protects that empty noggin nonetheless.

Obtuse reader said...

Obtuse reader responds... but he fell in Scotland?...

Tipsy McSwiggans said...

Raise your glass and join in this classis Irish tune.

"Oh Georgie boy, the bikes, the bikes are caw-aw-ling - from palm to palm and down the shin bone's side...."

Joe R. said...

Well he's played with Karl Rove-er for many a year. And he spent on his time on fake intel and fear.

And it's no, nay, never,
(*clap, clap, clap, clap*)
No, nay, never, no more.
Will he play with Karl Rove-er? No never, no more.

Mark Hill said...

Keep that up and UPN might offer you a sitcom deal...*phew*

Carlie said...

oh, I get the Scotland/Ireland thing now. I was tired at 7am!

Tipsy McSwiggans said...

I'll tell me ma when I go home
that Bush won't leave the world alone
He'll take your prints,invade your home
and put a bug on all your phones

he is stupid
he is silly
Act like a cowboy or a mean old bully
he is a startin' World War 3
please tell me how to get rid of GWB

Joe R. said...

Oh this is a contest just waiting to happen.

Carlie said...

tipsy.......who are you?

if you are male and straight, I want to have sex w/you.

You know the belle of belfast city!

(ps - if you are female and cool w/it, I will at least make out w/you)

Tipsy McSwiggans said...

Carlie,

You know me - we went to school together...
Guess away, Guessie McGuesster

(It's all rosie and grey to me)

F & C

Tipsy McSwiggans said...

Alive Alive All
Alive Alive All
Osama Bin Laden
is Alive Alive OH

Carlie said...

ummm.....f&c is not enough of a clue for me......

did we graduate together, have the same major, in honors, and are you male or female? cuz otherwise i'd just have to guess our whole class....

i'm gonna go w/kevin bruce so far.

Tipsy McSwiggans said...

Carlie,

a good friend of the Bruce

Female

in honors

Com/IR major

Lowest Fan

Carlie said...

ohhhhhh I got it now. :-P