Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Ten Words Movie Reviews V: Starring Ryan Reynolds and His Abs

Monster-in-Law: Bad, definitely, but not offensively so. Predictable as all hell.

A Love Song for Bobby Long (DVD): Didn’t think Travolta could get any grosser. I was wrong.

The Amityville Horror: Scary and brief. Best when viewed with some jumpy motherfuckers.

Crash: Simplistic and blunt at times, but lots of stellar performances.

4 comments:

Carlie said...

I am proud to be a jumpy motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!

And he does have some sweet abs.

Joe R. said...
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Joe R. said...

You should be proud! That movie wouldn't have been half as fun without y'all jumping and screaming.

Blaine Lessman said...

I am looking forward to your posts.