Monday, May 16, 2005

Ten Word Movie Reviews IV: Boooo!

The Ballad of Jack and Rose: Unpleasant and creepily incestuous. Catherine Keener rules, but she’s insufficient.

The Phantom of the Opera (DVD): What a mess. Seriously. Miscast, too literal, and laughably cheesy.

Primer (DVD): The hell? What just happened? No, for real. Brain hurts.

In Good Company (DVD): Shockingly boring and frustratingly safe given the considerable talent involved.

1 comment:

Carlie said...

Can you give me a tutorial on how to write those??? I will pay you in beer...........