The Ballad of Jack and Rose: Unpleasant and creepily incestuous. Catherine Keener rules, but she’s insufficient.
The Phantom of the Opera (DVD): What a mess. Seriously. Miscast, too literal, and laughably cheesy.
Primer (DVD): The hell? What just happened? No, for real. Brain hurts.
In Good Company (DVD): Shockingly boring and frustratingly safe given the considerable talent involved.